To whom do I address my hate? The authors of the comically horrible Arduino IDE app? I'm gonna guess, 'yes, there' because the fucking thing is written in Java and anyone who made that decision any later than 1997 clearly can't be trusted to find their own ass in the dark with both hands. But as soon as that happens, I'm within minutes of needing to hold down the power button. Unplugging the FTDI doesn't always make /dev/cu go away, just like nine times out of ten.

I spend like 95% of my time wondering why the god damned serial port isn't working.